Last week, I made some remarks about how movie-makers were running out of ideas. I said that the movie "Made of Honor" was nothing more than a cheap knock-off of "My Best Friend's Wedding." It's not that I was wrong, but I have re-evaluated my position. Why, you ask?
I heard on the radio this morning a review of a movie called "Teeth." It is quite simply the worst idea for a movie I've ever heard. The premise is a young woman who, throughout the course of the movie, begins to realize that she has grown teeth in an unmentionable place. Are you kidding me? Who came up with this cr@p, and how does that person still have a job?
Movie-makers, please, I beg you. Go back to making cheap knock-offs. Your new ideas are disturbing and sensationally bad. I have to go throw up now.
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HaHaHa, Rusty! I can't say that I've heard of "Teeth" yet...but hopefully won't after reading your post. Why don't you start submitting movie ideas? They'd have to be better than THAT.
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