Cedric Benson was arrested this weekend after failing a sobriety test given by the water police (Benson was on a boat). The police claim that Benson was slurring his speech and had difficulty counting to four. It's a high number, for sure, and I ofter get confused as to whether three comes before two or vice-versa. The police next asked Benson to come to shore for additional testing. Benson mouthed off, a fight ensued, and, inevitably, pepper spray was used.
Benson's version of the even is a little different. Benson claims that he had no trouble with the sobriety tests and that when asked to go to shore, he "politely asked why." The police then used pepper spray without cause. Yeah, I can see it now....
"Mr. Benson, could you come take some additional tests over on shore?"
"I do not mind, sir, but may I ask why?"
PEPPER SPRAY!!!
I'll bet THAT'S how it happened. Sure Cedric. Police frequently do that sort of thing. I mean, I myself have been pepper-sprayed six times this month already. By the way, congratulations Cedric. You've managed to steal a few votes from Ricky Williams as most ridiculous former Longhorn running back.
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