Oh Please....

http://www.nwcn.com/topstories/stories/NW_060708WAB_chilis_lawsuit_KS.cb614c9.html


So this lady is suing Chili's because she can't lose weight? Take a look at her. Do you think Chili's is the problem? I don't. The truth is, lady, that you can't eat at a place like Chili's every night and expect to be a super model. Try going for a jog or making a salad. Seriously. I hope Chili's files a counterclaim for attorneys' fees. I would.

The NBA Has Lost Its Mind!

Nope. This one isn't about the ridiculously late playoff games. This is all about coaches. So let me get this straight: The Phoenix Suns fired Mike D'Antoni and hired Terry Porter? Hmmm. That seems smart. D'Antoni wasn't good enough making the playoffs every year, resurrecting the franchise, and reaching the conference finals twice. But Porter, whose stellar 71-93 (.433) record in his prior coaching stint is just the man for the job. In the East, Detroit unloaded Flip Saunders, whose only claim to fame is reaching the conference finals every year. Not good enough. Let's hire ..., um, ..., Flip Saunders' assistant coach, Michael Curry. Makes sense to me!